Be Right Back

I just realized that it is two days short of a month since my last post. That is horrible. I’m a little disgusted with myself. I had big plans for this blog. I was going to write daily, amuse the masses and become a world-renowned writer. I had a time line set and everything. According to my five-year plan at this point I should have taken over the world or in the least the U.S. excluding Alaska and Hawaii, the freak states. Honestly I’m trying to take over the world on a budget and who can afford to fly these days. I suppose once I take over the world I should drastically reduce the cost of air travel. I figure my adoring subjects should be able to travel to the homeland of their savoir. Yes sir I will make one fine ruthless dictator.

See there, that is the problem with my writing. All I had to do was say I was busy and go on. But no, I had to fly off on a tangent. I lack focus. So what have I been up to that has kept me so busy that I can not blog: 1. The Family Guy DVD’s 2. Futurama DVD’s (season 3 is by far the best) and last but not least 3. Fable (a game for X Box).