What's a Blog?

Seriously all of last month and I wrote one entry. What the hell is that about ? I'm about as disgusted with myself right now as one person can be. When I stop to think about it it's not my fault. It's my computers fault. No actually it's not my computers fault although I have a serious bone to pick with my computer right now. It has two labels on it. The first one says in glorious all caps "JAMES IS GAY" and stuck underneath it not to be out done is "VERY VERY GAY". I wouldn't normally have a problem with that. I mean people can be what they want. The problem is I'm not in any way gay. I mean sure I've knocked down and dry humped a few of my friends but they deserved it. I did it because to me there is no better way to show dominance then to make someone your hump toy. I'm wandering again. I could use a train of thought shock collar, which would monitor my brain activ... I'm doing it again. The other problem with those two labels is that they are in bright red on white ink and were put there by my boss thirteen year old son.

What do you do to that? It's not like I can punch him in the junk and teach him a life lesson the way I would the child of any of the people under me. I have to sit here taking it because in the grand scheme of things I am knocked down and dry humped every day by my job. I guess I could take the labels down but then they would win.

If I thought I could do it and not get fired I would change my background to the biggest most non homosexual picture of girl on girl action. That would prove to my empty office that I'm not the gay one around here. Yeah that's right look at me checking out my fair share of boobies and such.

I just wanted to rant for a bit. I have been reading a lot of stuff from http://porktornado.diaryland.com/older.html which has inspired me to both write more and if possible be more funny. At this point I would settle for just being a little funny.

Note to self: Dry hump more people. Ah now that's more funny.