Super Duper

As a side note from my regular ramblings. Today I bring you an excerpt from a conversation I had on MSN Chat with the lady friend. Lets call her lady friend 1 or LF1 for short. For the sake of not having to go through all this and change her name, she will be “Sweet Pea’s Safe So Far” and I’ll be “I need the smell of summer. I need its noises in my ear”

Sweet Pea says:so I'm assuming you have plans tonight?

I need the smell of summer. I need its noises in my ear. says:I'm going to Dougs shop to play video games you can come by how long is our chat going to take?

Sweet Pea says:lol, don’t sound so scared, not long

I need the smell of summer. I need its noises in my ear. says:ok cool so I'm going there after work and you can come by and we'll chat then

Sweet Pea says:k, ill go home and get changed and stuff first. u sure no one else will be there? Doug won’t mind?

I need the smell of summer. I need its noises in my ear. says:naw he's cool with it. plus he wants to hear what's so important

Sweet Pea says:oh nice, that's swell. I take that we really aren’t talking about anything tonight then

Sweet Pea says:why would you tell Doug?

I need the smell of summer. I need its noises in my ear. says:what have I told Doug?

Sweet Pea says:that I need to talk to you

I need the smell of summer. I need its noises in my ear. says:I didn't think It was a secret that you want to get together I am your boyfriend

Sweet Pea says:lol, you’re funny. cus telling him that leads to questions like "what did she want to talk about and what if I don’t want him to know

Sweet Pea says:oh well, its no big deal

I need the smell of summer. I need its noises in my ear. says:then I'll tell him your being a big gay baby and don't want me to tell him, then we'll complain about girls and hold hands for a while until one of us feels too gay

Sweet Pea says:its really not a big deal

I need the smell of summer. I need its noises in my ear. says:Super so you won't mind if he knows. but I still won't tell him

I need the smell of summer. I need its noises in my ear. says:super duper

Sweet Pea says:super duper?

I need the smell of summer. I need its noises in my ear. says:Indeed that’s the spirit!

Sweet Pea says:it doesn’t matter. anyways, I’ll call you before I come

I need the smell of summer. I need its noises in my ear. says:awesome

And that is how our conversation goes. Honestly how do I still have a lady friend? Does it even seem like I want one? Both of those are awesome questions. I think my favorite reply was "super duper", if I said that to her in real life I would have probably got hit. But in Chat I can say anything I want.

I’m like some kind of sass talking super hero. And speaking of dumb ass girls. Why don’t the ones you want to get rid of ever pick up on your hints. While the girls you would give up a leg for always seem oblivious to that fact that you have been trying to date them for seven years. If I have any female readers out there can you fill me in? Honestly people!