I don't understand

I’ve had some times since my last post to find a few things that bother me. I think I’ll only go into detail about one of them for now.

Financial woes. How is it that I get paid every two weeks and take home a modestly good amount of money, that my account balance on the Friday I get paid can read $46.27? Is it just me, or does that not sound right. Let’s go over the budget together shall we. I live at home with my parents (I know it makes me a loser but what am I to do) so my rent is zero. I own an old car so my loan payment is zero. I have some outstanding credit card debt from when I lived high for a year while refusing in any way to work. I know that was dumb but honestly how can that put me into this horrible a financial state. I even took my stupid credit card debt and consolidated it into one monthly payment. It is great but where does the rest of my money go.

Lunch. Yep that’s right breakfast and lunch at work. Because I’m such a lazy slob I don’t wake up early enough to eat breakfast at home. So I end up buying a coffee and muffin or bagel at work. That comes to around three dollars a day. Then for lunch I don’t make anything the night before so my tab for that comes out to around ten or eleven bucks. I buy the damn most expensive pop or bottle of juice I can find in our cafeteria. I then buy an over priced pita wrap or burger from one of the supremely bad for you food vendors. If you do the math with me that comes to around three hundred dollars a month. Holy shit you say? Well that’s an understatement from what I said the first time I did the math. That is atrocious. That doesn’t include the expenses I incur going out for beers or for dinner. None of my socializing with members of the opposite sex and in general trying to look well off. No wonder I’m piss poor.

I do have a solution for the next two weeks I will do my best to prepare and bring myself, from home a delicious and not in any way dangerous lunch. I don’t know for sure how this will turn out. I can’t make any promises but to quote from someone more funny then me. High comedy.