Lunch Monday

I brought some left over pizza from the weekend. I think it's dead. I nuked it for around 7 years and didn't in any way melt any of the cheese on top. I did however turn every last bit of crust into million-degree rubber. It's funny really to put something in your mouth and feel the cold hard cheese on the roof of your mouth. Then the searing hot burning sensation from the crust on your tongue. It is so completely unnatural feeling that you don’t even know your dying. Oh but you my friends. The ouch sensors, as they burn away shout a warning deep inside your brain which when it finally registers makes you spit out that foul attempt at lunch. I waited for a few minutes and tested the crust it was down to a reasonable temperature but was left so rock hard and inedible that I had to dip it in barbeque sauce. I would have normally liked that but since I couldn’t taste still from the branding my tongue received earlier it was flavorless and poorly textured.

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